Break It Down – The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GokKUqLcvD8%5D

0:10 – Cool tie, bro

0:17 – Nom nom nom so hungry

0:38 – “…and fuck the troops during times of peace.”

1:04 – This is one of those instances where Chris Rock said it was ok to shake a woman.

1:18 – Rise! EVERYONE DO A SHOT!

1:26 – That football player doesn’t seem to be running fast enough.

1:29 – Oh, ok. Makes sense now.

1:35 – That line gave me badass goosebumps

1:43 – I loved you in “Brick”!

1:51 – It’s the Bat Flying Machine Thingyyyyy! Fear it!

1:58 – YEAH he does.

I’m excited. The early word on the street is that it’s tough to understand Bane when he speaks, but that’ll just make it easier to nod off for a little bit.

Break It Down – The Hobbit Trailer

0:06 – Here we go

0:14 – Oh no, am I about to make a Sandusky reference in two straight posts?

0:22 – Please, I don’t want to

0:28 – No Gandalf, not you too. Is nothing sacred?!

0:31 – Oh, thank God.

0:48 – I just realized Tolkien may be a little less creative than what we thought.

1:00 – *sigh* Alright, I’m in, let me roll up my character.

1:15 – Dammit!

1:26 – I can’t help but imagine what this would be like if Guillermo Del Toro had stayed aboard. Especially after coming across this concept art:

2:05 – Sorry, I was wiping away drool.

2:11 – To be so precious, Gollum sure has a hell of a time holding on to that ring. (I know, I know, the ring has a will of its own… leave me alone)

What’s not to be excited about here? I’m glad it’s going to be two parts. Consider my tickets bought and paid for. Actually, I’ve already pre-ordered the extended blu-ray complete collection and bought tickets to when a symphony performs the score live too.